{"product_id":"disappointing-affirmations-deck","title":"Disappointing Affirmations Deck","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"49\" data-end=\"337\"\u003eWho says affirmation cards have to be relentlessly positive? \u003cstrong data-start=\"110\" data-end=\"140\"\u003eDisappointing Affirmations\u003c\/strong\u003e by Dave Tarnowski offers a hilariously refreshing alternative, delivering witty, brutally honest observations that perfectly capture life's awkward, frustrating, and wonderfully imperfect moments.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"339\" data-end=\"700\"\u003eBased on the wildly popular social media series, this tongue-in-cheek deck pairs dry humour with beautiful photography to remind us that sometimes the healthiest response is simply laughing at the absurdity of it all. Instead of unrealistic optimism, these cards embrace life's setbacks with clever sarcasm, making them the perfect antidote to toxic positivity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"702\" data-end=\"898\"\u003eWhether you're looking for a unique gift, a conversation starter, or a daily dose of dark humour, \u003cstrong data-start=\"800\" data-end=\"830\"\u003eDisappointing Affirmations\u003c\/strong\u003e is guaranteed to make you smile—even if it's through gritted teeth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"19zqy0x\" data-start=\"900\" data-end=\"912\"\u003eFeatures\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"913\" data-end=\"1342\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"6tfxq1\" data-start=\"913\" data-end=\"947\"\u003e😂 52 humorous affirmation cards\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"rtufs1\" data-start=\"948\" data-end=\"1020\"\u003e🌧️ A refreshingly honest alternative to traditional affirmation decks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1gq941h\" data-start=\"1021\" data-end=\"1108\"\u003e📸 Features beautiful landscape photography paired with witty, sarcastic affirmations\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"8hbc0q\" data-start=\"1109\" data-end=\"1174\"\u003e☕ Perfect for daily laughs, gifting, or displaying on your desk\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1sbg7p4\" data-start=\"1175\" data-end=\"1266\"\u003e🎁 An excellent gift for fans of dry humour, satire, and anyone tired of toxic positivity\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"6394du\" data-start=\"1267\" data-end=\"1342\"\u003e✨ Based on the popular \u003cstrong data-start=\"1292\" data-end=\"1322\"\u003eDisappointing Affirmations\u003c\/strong\u003e social media series\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1344\" data-end=\"1440\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1344\" data-end=\"1355\"\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/strong\u003e Dave Tarnowski\u003cbr data-start=\"1370\" data-end=\"1373\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1373\" data-end=\"1386\"\u003eContents:\u003c\/strong\u003e 52 affirmation cards\u003cbr data-start=\"1407\" data-end=\"1410\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1410\" data-end=\"1424\"\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/strong\u003e Chronicle Books\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Ascendant Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45671128105139,"sku":null,"price":25.95,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0536\/6530\/0659\/files\/DisappointingAffirmations.png?v=1783632506","url":"https:\/\/www.ascendantbooks.com\/products\/disappointing-affirmations-deck","provider":"Ascendant Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}